longball
'21, '23 COE Winner
Gold Leaf Autoflower
The most famous Autoflower Girl, Kelly, stopped by the house recently to pick up her autoflower plant. As we were sitting around the kitchen table chatting, I had a chance to ask her about her shenanigans with the fish fillet and all the dirty dancing the night of the most recent party. She blamed it on the gummi that I had given her! She said it had made her feel so happy and so good that she just wanted to take off all her clothes and dance naked(note to self: do not ever lose this gummi recipe)! I was tempted to ask her if underneath all her clothes if she had been naked that night but thought the better of it.
Recently, some jamoke has been posting up nonsense about giving girls autoflowers and they will end up inviting you to their house for a drink and some smoke. Ever notice that these jamokes posting up all this crap about women are usually 40, or 67 year old virgins? As Kelly was getting ready to leave, I packed up her auto flower plant and as I was out of gummi's I gave her some brownies and some dark chocolate that I made. While walking her to her car she told me that she had 2 'regular' plants and the leaves were turning brown. As this is her first grow, she had no idea what to do and asked if I could come over to her house and take a look at them!
She also said she has a swimming pool and to bring my bathing suit!! I like the idea of bringing my bathing suit rather than wearing it. This means that I will have to go in her house and change into and out of it. I will be totally naked twice inside her house! BOING! I like this idea much better than taking her out to dinner! Maybe that jamoke posting up all that nonsense about autoflowers and women is onto something?
Autoflower Girl Kelly
Kelly's Famous Fish. Fillet. I can't say that this fish fillet has gone where no man has gone before but it has certainly gone where I've never gone before! Hopefully, autoflowers will change that!
As I am posting up in the "What Are YOU Smoking Today(PICTURES)?" thread, and out of a modicum of respect to the OP, I will post up a picture of what I am smoking today. For all the Autoflower Girls the world over I will smoke some Gold Leaf Autoflower that I grew last summer. Been curing since last August. This is the first time I opened the jar and it looks and smells great. Have not tried it yet but will in a few minutes.
While the purist's still turns their noses up at autoflowers I have found a good use for them. The first time a Autoflower Girl grows a bud that looks like this, she is very happy and likely to take that happiness out on you! Don't forget the gummi's!
Longball
The most famous Autoflower Girl, Kelly, stopped by the house recently to pick up her autoflower plant. As we were sitting around the kitchen table chatting, I had a chance to ask her about her shenanigans with the fish fillet and all the dirty dancing the night of the most recent party. She blamed it on the gummi that I had given her! She said it had made her feel so happy and so good that she just wanted to take off all her clothes and dance naked(note to self: do not ever lose this gummi recipe)! I was tempted to ask her if underneath all her clothes if she had been naked that night but thought the better of it.
Recently, some jamoke has been posting up nonsense about giving girls autoflowers and they will end up inviting you to their house for a drink and some smoke. Ever notice that these jamokes posting up all this crap about women are usually 40, or 67 year old virgins? As Kelly was getting ready to leave, I packed up her auto flower plant and as I was out of gummi's I gave her some brownies and some dark chocolate that I made. While walking her to her car she told me that she had 2 'regular' plants and the leaves were turning brown. As this is her first grow, she had no idea what to do and asked if I could come over to her house and take a look at them!
She also said she has a swimming pool and to bring my bathing suit!! I like the idea of bringing my bathing suit rather than wearing it. This means that I will have to go in her house and change into and out of it. I will be totally naked twice inside her house! BOING! I like this idea much better than taking her out to dinner! Maybe that jamoke posting up all that nonsense about autoflowers and women is onto something?
Autoflower Girl Kelly
Kelly's Famous Fish. Fillet. I can't say that this fish fillet has gone where no man has gone before but it has certainly gone where I've never gone before! Hopefully, autoflowers will change that!
As I am posting up in the "What Are YOU Smoking Today(PICTURES)?" thread, and out of a modicum of respect to the OP, I will post up a picture of what I am smoking today. For all the Autoflower Girls the world over I will smoke some Gold Leaf Autoflower that I grew last summer. Been curing since last August. This is the first time I opened the jar and it looks and smells great. Have not tried it yet but will in a few minutes.
While the purist's still turns their noses up at autoflowers I have found a good use for them. The first time a Autoflower Girl grows a bud that looks like this, she is very happy and likely to take that happiness out on you! Don't forget the gummi's!
Longball