I wonder if those monks meditated before they killed and tortured the surrounding population? Probably. Anyway back to reality, I know way too much history and most of it isn't nice. The only monk I love is Friar John, not the one from Robin Hood either. I prefer Rabelais' warrior monk.
The Nevilles Haze. Holy fuck. Where do I start? If holy moly wasn't garlic it would be Neville's Haze. I went out of town and the lackeys went slackey. Always the case it seems. Well a pump passed away and my fastest Neville's haze shortly followed. Luckily it had already received a week of pure water so it was flushed. Got it trimmed and toted before it dried out completely.
I'm so pissed. I was hoping for a reveg of this beast as I failed to take cuts. Woe is me! Wah, wah. So this shit isn't cured but nearly dried. I've been smoking it all week. Smells like the old PNW Dogshit cut, the Cough( Nl5xHaze), Barney's Laughing Buddha( JamaicanxThai) and my own Thai acquisitions. So similar in tastes as well that I'd believe that they all share a common heritage.
The high is seriously nice. I get it now. Fuck. Even barely cured on Monday when we smoked it my crew went silent. It hit us all the same way. Dreamy like thai but hit us along the side of our heads. We all described it like electic sideburns growing down our heads. Like Headband's headband effect but instead it was Nevilles sideburns effect! Fucking hilarious. Shit was so smooth, truly unique. Yesterday I noticed a dramatic change in psychoactivity. After smoking scissor hash all day the crew and I fired up a bubbler bowl of Sideburns Haze. Talk about seriously getting high, I felt like I was on dead lot huffing a balloon of nitrous. Shit made a roomful of battle hardened stoners have the wa wa effect. I'd just start breathing normal again before the chalice would return and I'd be up again. Each rip would send us farther down the nitrous oxide rabbit hole. I bet the shit is even better today!
I got over ten ozs in three gallons of rockwool. Not the best yield but totally acceptable right out of the box without even trying. Luckily I hit it with Patong pollen and now have a couple hundred beans. The beans I just made are really small and already losing there outer layer of mottling. Some of them are already bare, like the seed I started with. I thought it was immature but it turns out it was fine and just loses the outer layer of camouflage. I still got three more to go. One is nice and the other two are super late flowering. I'll probably discard those two for practicality. I'm now going to buy a hundred of these to sort through. Shantibaba is not fucking around with Nevilles Haze! I smoke the kill and I get around, this stuff is special. If you don't have the space to try it, get more space. Life is rather short, life without Nevilles haze seems rather wasteful.