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A hunter swings his shotgun and wings a duck and it proceeds earthbound 100 yards away. As he nears the fall he notices a fence between him and his prize. He carefully squeezes through the barbed wire and as he bends down to retrieve the duck, he hears an abrupt voice, “What the hell you doing on my property.” Startled, he replies, “I’m just getting the duck I just shot.” Farmer sez, “Hell you are.” After a moment farmer sez, “We’ll settle this right now, last one standing after getting kicked between the legs gets the duck, me first.” Hunter agrees and after getting a kick that leaves him writhing on the ground for a few, he stands up ready to deliver his turn. At that point farmer sez, “F*k it, keep the duck.”