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Old 10-15-2010, 10:41 PM
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Nevil is my age and he would remember the little ditty on the one eyed trouser snake - The Adventures of Barry McKenzie

Typical of bawdy ballads, "One-eyed trouser snake" is an Aussie sexual boasting song:

Come all you little sheilas
And listen to me song
The moral of the trouser snake
Is short as it is long
Beware of imitations
Don't lock your bedroom door
When my pyjama python bites you
You'll be screaming out for more.

The other function of the one-eyed trouser snake comes into play at the end of Adventures when Bazza's mates extinguish a television studio fire by urinating on it while simultaneously singing the song and drinking copious amounts of Foster Lager to maintain an adequate supply of urine.

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