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Old 09-24-2010, 03:34 PM
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I have debated over telling this joke. So I will wrote this disclaimer. It can be offensive. It is not racist, or anything like that. Yet if anyone does find it offensive. Please shoot me a pm, and I will remove it. I have tried to think of how to change most words so here goes...

A man, and woman were riding in an elevator.
The man leans over, and sniffs a couple times very loudly...
He says...Excuse me ma'am can I smell your p***y?
She says....Hell NO...
The man the proclaims...Damn it must be your feet then...
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