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Old 09-16-2010, 10:12 PM
Eddiesaw Eddiesaw is offline
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Exclamation Disclaimer: This is rather graphic and can be offensive :)

So it's a friday night and a daughter wants to borrow her dads truck, so she ask him 'dad can i borrow the truck?' 'Sure honey' he replies 'but you know what you have to do.' 'But dad, i have to leave now' the girl cried. The father stood up and unzipped his pants and said "Now you know what you have to do to borrow the truck." So since she wanted the truck so bad she got down and started sucking him off, after a few seconds she stopped. "Dad, your cock taste like shit." she exclaimed,

'Oh yeah, I forgot i just loaned the truck to your brother
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