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Old 10-31-2010, 12:11 PM
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. When she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "I'm not finished yet."

As a breeder, you never seem to be finished. It's a bit like that movie "Groundhog Day". I thought that was a great movie, which took on more significance when I realised groundhog day was my birthday.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:32 PM
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Hi All!
Hey Nev that a good one!

I got one!

Green House Seeds.co LMAO

It a old one! It not me who invented this one! must be #.

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Old 11-02-2010, 07:02 PM
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Greenhouse has a seed co.? Hmm news to me...lol...Ns

add: Next thing your going to tell me is they are growing out Shanti's work, and feminizing clones of it...Ns
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Old 11-02-2010, 08:02 PM
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Hi noshow!

No more bashing, He's not a breeder that all!

This is not a joke!

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Old 11-02-2010, 08:06 PM
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a survey carried out last week,


revealed six out of seven dwarfs!.














said they were not DOPEY!.








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Old 11-02-2010, 08:41 PM
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. When she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "I'm not finished yet."

As a breeder, you never seem to be finished. It's a bit like that movie "Groundhog Day". I thought that was a great movie, which took on more significance when I realised groundhog day was my birthday.
N.
On Ms. Jones' first day teaching 1st grade at an inner city she was playing a game asking the kids what sounds different things make -

"What sound does a train make?" asked Ms J, "Kelly?"

"Chugachuga ,Woowoo" replies Kelly.

"What sound does a dog make?" Ms J inquires, "Nathan?"

"Woof woof" responds Nathan

"What sound does a pig make?" Ms Jones asks, "Tony?"

Tony answers confidently, "Hands on the hood, , motherfucker!"
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Old 11-03-2010, 07:05 AM
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G`day folks
Thanks for the endorphins havin a chuckle right now .
Sex criminal fashion " Cause the bad boy look is for pussies !"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15S0g...eature=channel
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This actually happened. I saw it in the paper myself.
An old man rang the police to report two burglars in his garden shed.
They replied "We're too busy to send anyone out sir".
Two minutes later he rang again.
"Don't worry I've just shot them both."
One minute later lots of police arrived to find two live burglars.
"I thought you said you shot them?"
"I thought you said you had no one available."

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Old 11-05-2010, 01:18 PM
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G`day Folks
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That is funny. Now I want to see the bull riding monkey...lol...Ns

Smoking Crab sounds like a good strain name...Ns
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