@High-mish said
"Pick her up with this one...
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...and let us know how it went."
That's a right nice car, High-mish, and it may help influence her decision if she is a Material Girl. However, in this case she asked, no, she said, she would come to my house to pick it up. That's ok too, I live alone
I will offer up some smoke and her favorite drink! I met her at work, where there is an endless stream of pot smoking single women, and at work everyone drinks alcohol and smokes pot so ya just ask them what they are drinking! Easy peasy, nice and sleazy. If things don't go 100% as you hoped that's ok too. You have laid(pun intended) the foundation for your next meeting.
You will meet again because you gave her a guarantee for the life of the plant. Any problems, call me and I'll be right over! At the minimum, she will call you about harvest time as she won't be sure what to do or when to do it. If you are lucky, she may just invite you over sooner using the plant as an excuse. Either way, when you get there she will ask if you would like to get high and if you would like a drink. Isn't that what you always wanted? A single pot smoking woman to call you up and invite you over to her house for a smoke and a drink? Hell yeah, that's the fine life, baby!!!
In American Baseball terms, this is like a ground-rule double, you are automatically on second base, halfway to scoring! Using autoflowers, I got her to call you and invite you over to her house, you are sitting on her couch or deck and smoking pot and drinking alcohol. She is even looking up to you due to your knowledge of autoflowers! Don't phucc it all up now. I will leave it to you to get to third base and home plate and score. You can thank me later
Bonus Tip: At least half of single American women have a dog and fairly or unfairly, they will use the dogs reaction to you as sign of what their reaction to you should be. Like autoflowers, use this to your advantage. I never met a dog that didn't like the smell of meat. I bring a small half inch square of cooked meat in a baggie over to her house. Don’t feed the dog with it!!! God forbid, you give precious little Fluffy something the woman didn't give you permission to do! Don't get the woman upset. When I pull up to her house I take the small piece of meat out and rub it on my fingers and hands. If it is short sleeve weather I may do a quick dab on my arm and a dab on one or both sides of my neck. The woman won't smell it and you can wipe it off later but the dog can smell it.
When you enter the house the dog will come over and smell your hands and most likely lick them too. That is good time to squat down and pet the dog. If you are lucky the dog will smell the meat on your arms and lick them too! If the dog starts licking your neck, you are golden! The women be like, "OMG! Fluffy loves you! She never does that to men!". Gentlemen, you may now advance to third base
Quick IQ Test:
Would you rather spend a few bucks on an autoflower seed and be invited over to her house for some smoke and a drink or would you rather take her out to dinner and a movie and hope to hell that you
might get a little goodnight kiss if you are a gentleman and walk her to the door?
Yup, I will always grow autoflowers. They changed my life!!!
Longball